Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Brown Meets Nigerian President

An unexpected development has just occurred with the meeting of Gordon Brown and the Nigerian President. We can now share with you the letter received by Gordon Brown that triggered the meeting:

Please Reply To This Email:(

Dear Friend Mr Brown Gordon,
I crave your indulgence for the unsolicited nature of this letter, but it was borne out of desperation and current development. Please bear with me. I am Barrister Chukwuma John a solicitor at law. I am the Personal attorney to the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria His Excellency Mr Goodluck Johnathan. Herein after shall be referred to as my client.

On June 23, 2008 , my client came by a massive deposit of oil in one of our remote provinces currently experiencing rebel activity. I have contacted you to assist in expatriating the oil contained, hoping you will use the money for your Good Works. I am the only person who knows about this as his personal Attorney. Nobody knows that his is the real owner of the oil, because i helped him to register the field with another name (Bernard Manning) so as to prevent the Federal Ministry of Finance from probing the operation I seek your consent, to present you as the beneficiary of this resource, so that the proceeds of this Consignment valued cash of USD$81.2 billion dollars can be transfer to you.

Secondly, this will give us the power to continue the Good work of my client. He built many motherless baby homes all over the world and is Wish is to use this Fund to build one of the world biggest less privilege home in Vietnam and other parts of the world . So i advice we put this fund into her Good life style. This means 10% of the original fund is for me, 30% for you and 10% for our Legal fee for carrying out the Wish of a public servant and 50% for his unwritten (WILL) which is building of orphanage homes, schools, churches and others.

I would get all the necessary legal documents that would be needed to back up this claim. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through by meeting His Excellency the President. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. I have all documents backing the fund.

Please get in touch with me through my private e-mail:
Please! Do not fail to send me your telephone number and fax number for essay communcations, so that we can discuss extensively one-on-one as regards this deal with exchange of headed notepaper and banking sort codes. I look forward to your urgent response and in anticipation of deal His Exellency President Umaru Yar'Adua will be visiting your country in the next few days.

Best Regards,
Barr. Chukwuma John (SAN).

1 comment:

Henry North London said...

Pity But is Gordon still in charge since he handed over sovereignty to Rome this week?